Tits and a Vagina.

Two musicians are talking, one says to the other--"gawd, I just got back from Jersey, played this club up there. The gig sucked: four hours, only two breaks, no complimentary food or drink, it only paid 200. bucks and then the check bounced." "... oh yeah," the other musician says, "and who books that?"

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I'm heading back to play a place that I haven't played in about a year. It's on the way to a festival I'm playing and there's another gig on the way. So, in a way, it makes sense....

But the last time I played there, just as I was leaving, saying goodbye to the soundman, he tells me, "You were great. And hey, everyone here loves you, the managers, the people who work here, and everybody who comes in. It's just the guy who does the booking, he doesn't like you because you have tits and a vagina." :-)

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  • Scamperino
    Scamperino
    Yeaaaaa tits and vaginas... and the hormones that go with 'em.....and... all the other great stuff too...even the stuff that might not be so great....beats the shit out of the alternative....

    Yeaaaaa tits and vaginas... and the hormones that go with 'em.....and... all the other great stuff too...even the stuff that might not be so great....beats the shit out of the alternative....

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