Feel like I'm from a different epoch, a different century, maybe I'm just back to the future, maybe I'm from another planet. I haven't flown IN YEARS. Who are these strange creatures? What is this incredible security system. Is everyone a terrorist? Why must they confiscate my huge brand new bottle of Smart Water and test it before they dispose of it? I've only had a sip, just eaten a salty meal. I'm an idiot.